138,687 notes December 31, 2012 dumbledore:sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet dumbledore:to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something dumbledore:to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too dumbledore:next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 50 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo dumbledore:and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out