May 2012
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Is it your goal to make the most annoying sounds...
If so, you’re succeeding.
May 1st
April 2012
Dear Officer Robert,
Was it really necessarily to give me a parking ticket at 2:08 in the morning?  What are you doing with your life?  I never get tickets and I park there all the time.  I really do mean all the time.  I’ve only gotten permission for night parking once before this ticket.  Thank you so very much, Robert.  Now I have one more thing to remember to do every time I spend the night down there.
Apr 30th
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Hey, guess what?
[[MORE]]We’re one day closer to Thursday!  
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Huh. I like this.
Apr 30th
It's official. I miss my long hair.
I miss French braiding it. I miss putting it in buns. I just want it back.
Apr 30th
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Is it Thursday yet? No? Bummer.
Apr 30th
So, there's this really creepy patron at the...
[[MORE]]I’ve talked about him before.  Anyway, he creeps on my manager and used to creep on the guy that use to shelve the books, Devon.  So I was digging through our CDs today looking for more Charlie Parker and some John Coltrane when I run across his CD.  I knew he was a pianist, but really?  It freaked me out a little bit.  Anyway, I checked it out anyway, and it turns out he’s...
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I got a Charlie Parker CD from the library today.
I’m really excited about this?  What?  
Apr 28th
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In the past 5 nights (tonight included)
[[MORE]]I’ve spent more nights in someone else’s bed than my own.  Whoops?
Apr 28th
Well that was awkward.
[[MORE]]Why was I even there?  Why?  Jesus.  Never again, I swear.
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My grandmother's facebook says she's 40.
That’s a lie if I ever heard one.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Fuck mornings. Fuck 'em.
6AM? Not a fan.  Also, fuck not doing homework when I should’ve done it.  This was a horrible idea.  Fuck that too.
Apr 27th
[[MORE]]I was about to ask someone to come out and get ice cream with me.  I then realized that the guy has been contemplating asking me out on a date, and my asking him to come get ice cream with me would probably give him the wrong idea.  I don’t want to date this guy.   Looks like I’m going to get ice cream by myself.
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Just knowing I have to sleep in my own bed tonight...
I haven’t been home the past couple nights.  To be honest, if I had the choice I wouldn’t stay here tonight either.  There is someone else’s bed I’d much rather be in.
Apr 25th
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That terrible moment when you realize you have...
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