Is it your goal to make the most annoying sounds...
If so, you’re succeeding.
Dear Officer Robert,
Was it really necessarily to give me a parking ticket at 2:08 in the morning? What are you doing with your life? I never get tickets and I park there all the time. I really do mean all the time. I’ve only gotten permission for night parking once before this ticket. Thank you so very much, Robert. Now I have one more thing to remember to do every time I spend the night down there.
Hey, guess what?
[[MORE]]We’re one day closer to Thursday!
Huh. I like this.
It's official. I miss my long hair.
I miss French braiding it. I miss putting it in buns. I just want it back.
Is it Thursday yet? No? Bummer.
So, there's this really creepy patron at the...
[[MORE]]I’ve talked about him before. Anyway, he creeps on my manager and used to creep on the guy that use to shelve the books, Devon. So I was digging through our CDs today looking for more Charlie Parker and some John Coltrane when I run across his CD. I knew he was a pianist, but really? It freaked me out a little bit. Anyway, I checked it out anyway, and it turns out he’s...
I got a Charlie Parker CD from the library today.
I’m really excited about this? What?
In the past 5 nights (tonight included)
[[MORE]]I’ve spent more nights in someone else’s bed than my own. Whoops?
Well that was awkward.
[[MORE]]Why was I even there? Why? Jesus. Never again, I swear.
My grandmother's facebook says she's 40.
That’s a lie if I ever heard one.
Fuck mornings. Fuck 'em.
6AM? Not a fan. Also, fuck not doing homework when I should’ve done it. This was a horrible idea. Fuck that too.
[[MORE]]I was about to ask someone to come out and get ice cream with me. I then realized that the guy has been contemplating asking me out on a date, and my asking him to come get ice cream with me would probably give him the wrong idea. I don’t want to date this guy. Looks like I’m going to get ice cream by myself.
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Just knowing I have to sleep in my own bed tonight...
I haven’t been home the past couple nights. To be honest, if I had the choice I wouldn’t stay here tonight either. There is someone else’s bed I’d much rather be in.
That terrible moment when you realize you have...